As I sit at home in agonizing pain, I find out news that our school's assistant principle is threatening to drop me from the role or commit me to a homebound education.
Then I tried to comprehend why she became a school administrator in the first place. Here are a few of the scenarios I came up with:
1. She got fired from her job as an Alcatraz warden for being to harsh to the prisoners.
2. Her life as an assasin got to boring; she was tired of destroying the live's of adults, so she decided to terrorize high school kids everywhere.
3. Her job as a Nazi got unamusing. She found herself believing that Hitler was too gracious a dictator.
4. Her best friend and lover, Lucifer, gave her an all expense paid vacation to high school to torture teens and eat infants.
These seem like the most reasonable causes.
I think I'm being quite charitable. Im making her sound like such a nice woman on paper. I'm sorry if i have given you the wrong idea. She really isn't as nice as she seems in this entry.
Don't ever mess with Dr. Hall.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Don't mess with the Bride of Satan
Posted by neon color war at 7:18 PM
Labels: alcatraz, assassin, assistant principal, education, evil, high school, satan
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